Avoiding Tickets for Fun and Profit

When I bought a new Corvette in South East FL, the state and local revenuers felt I should make more generous contributions to the local till. After my sixth ticket in three months, I wised up. I sought out the best detector available–Valentine 1 of course.

Immediately I could detect the presence of police everywhere as many would leave their radars on in ordinary driving. Speed traps were no longer a worry. I started counting the fines and court cost I had avoided by each ambush my V1 had foiled. Now I think I’ve saved enough to buy Fort Lauderdale.

All I can say is, no matter what you drive, it’s reckless to do so in Florida without the situational awareness and speed trap avoidance that the V1 provides.

Kevin Simala
Pembroke Pines, FL